Thank you for joining my Patreon!

Thank you so much for becoming a member of my Patreon! You are awesome, and I am sending all the pug hugs your way. 

Here's a little gift for you. Simply click on them (or right click or whatever) to download.

A Doctor McScoots printable card:

And a "You Are My Favorite Human" card.

Both are formatted to print on a regular 8.5x11 sheet. Cardstock recommended, of course.

These cards are only available to Patreons. Please don't share this link. Please do print out these cards and share them. And when your friends are all like "Wow, what a great card. You're the best. Wherever did you get such a treasure?" you can be all like "Oh, I'm a member of Chickenpants' inner circle." :p